Separating the Awkmoes from the Spazoids.
Q: Definition of spastic?
A: Giving myself a fat lip.
Q: How?
A: Punching myself in the mouth while eating a zucchini.
truly,
the recess bandit.
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7 comments:
ok ,um is that a baby in a dumpster?
That is hilarious. I guess it does look like a baby in a dumpster. It is actually a head made of clay, from an instruction thingy on how to create life-like garbage babies. Sorry you thought it was real. I hope you did not cry.....baby! Ouhhhh, did I upset the baby?!? I have had way too much coffee.
hey my mom dumped me in a dumpster man,and I was looking for family photos onine.oh..sorry spit-up
Angel pie, is that you?!? Oh my deary, I thought I would never find you again! Did the scrathes and gouges on the back of your head ever heal? Come by some time for coffee cake.
Oh mumsey-why did you leave me in that walmart dumpster?With KD at that price-I could have made it,rickets aren't that big of a deal.
Dearest Recess Bandit,
I am glad to have found your blog. The images and all of your writing amuse me greatly. I love your post about the suicide note idea. I think because I do know you the scarcasim comes though and the whole conversation is f'ing funny. You never did give a call about those beers. Please do I would enjoy a face to face shitfaced meeting with you.
Dirty Dirty Maggie
Dear Dirty Maggie,
So glad you made it here. I got your e-mail, I have not called yet because I keep pretending that I am going to stay in and do my homework. This is not working. We should hang out on Thursday. I will call you. I am glad I could make you snicker. Oh you dirrty dirrrty fox. hahahahahahahahaha I just called you a fox!!!!
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