26 December 2005

Your Celebrity Style Twin is Gwen Stefani

Trendsetting, unique, and stylish.

someone make me stop. please.
You Were a Coyote

Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously.

25 December 2005

dear world,
my kats are all grown up and crazy.
the recess bandit.
i have just received season one of twin peaks. do i watch it tonite, while drunk? do i wait until tomorrow? i have to say, it is the best holiday gift a kid could receive.
the recess bandit.
in an attempt to just enjoy the time off of school this year, i set myself up with some activities to do. i have the house to myself, my housemates are off with family. i really wanted to stick around with the kats and walk around in just my legwarmers. my video camera came in just in the nick of time, my stills camera came in as well, and i accumulated a wack load of movies to watch. i even got myself a fantastic loaf of bread. so, why am i sleeping in my clothes every nite now? i wish i could say it is because i have been rip roaring drunk at a slew of parties every nite. heck, i even wish i could say that it is because all of my running around has left me bone tired. as far as i can figure, i just made some mistakes in my choice of plans.

holiday mistake number one? a constant stream of "kill me" music. ie) the postal service, the smiths, and yaz (sentimental old fool.)

mistake number two? watching the wrong movies. i read in someone else's blog thing (yes, i am a creep) that they watched palindromes recently. i had laughed because that is where i started my holiday movie watching this year. so upbeat. i also watched mysterious skin, and fritz lang's m. if you are not familiar with this films, it kinda boils down to this: i am an outcast and society hates me, and will let me know constantly. maybe i am just projecting.
mistake number three? in an attempt to redeem my mood, i found a bunch of horror movies to watch on my 20" monitor, which i can see from my fantastically comfortable bed. horror is my escapeisim technique. the problem with this? i wake up in my lovely sweaters. i slept in my pale pink wool cardigan with the brooch still attached. i have also been keeping a box of chocolates by my bed. there goes all the healthy living i just stacked my fridge with.
so, i think i will go back to old traditions today. i am begrudgingly going out to socialize. then i am just may go to gus' to finish off the nite. nothing says family like a ten penny down at gus'. any takers?

the recess bandit.
p.s. can you tell i just learned how to link?

24 December 2005

it's about time

well, there is the screen shot. there is no video though. something seems to be going wrong. i will work on it. perhaps it is a sign that the video should not be posted. i guess it could be considered offensive. i laughed hysterically the entire process. such fun. well, i guess that is all.
the recess bandit.

special shout out:
happy birthday baby jesus.

23 December 2005

This Fall, You Should Wear

A Punk Rock Bag

Your Inner Retro Girl Is

1950s Pinup


22 December 2005

no more titles.

apparently i write like a man.

did i tell you?

hey, did i tell you my face healed?


20 December 2005


You scored as punk. hey youre a punk...sweet











Are you a goth, punk, gangster, jock or a nerd??
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i have to admit, i get some guilty pleasure out of these ridiculous quizzes. i mean, its like, the quiz really gets me, you know. understands where i'm at.

the recess bandit.

19 December 2005

oh the change

so, it has been quite the time away hasn't it. i have been so humping busy that i have not had the time/energy/enthusiasm to post on this friging thing. my house is in chaos at the present time. we have one person moving out and another moving in. the halls are filled with boxes. the hot water tank shut down as well. oh the mundane existence. so, school is out for the holidays. i bought myself soy ice cream in the flavor of chocolate mint. it is effing fantastic. the funny thing is, and i eat a lot of natural foods, when i first opened the container, my initial thought was "why isn't it green?". my favorite thing about this holiday, i get the house to myself for 7-8 days. fantastical.
side note, the camera still hasn't arrived and i am beginning to think something strange is going on. i am going to do what ever i can to get some humping video uploaded soon.
another side note, i quite smoking and cursing. i find the cursing harder to do without.

the recess bandit.

5 December 2005


back again, trying to keep the momentum going. school has been crazy busy, so things are short of time. video to be uploaded in approx 5 days. oh, the anticipation is murdering me. the side photo is accessible from my house. this is why i live where i do.

the recess bandit