15 February 2006

I believe the transition to be complete.


In the tradition of celebrating the "holidays" in my own way, I came up with the best plans for last evening.

While frequenting the local grocers, I happened upon some lipstick and mascara. It was shiny, bright, and free. Three things that this kid cannot pass by. Have I mentioned my magpie tendencies yet?

So, with vegetables in hand, and make-up in pocket, I made my way home. The whole way chattering excitedly to my friend/driver about my newly acquired treats.

Upon reaching my abode, I scurried into the powder room to "put on my face". So beautiful and sparkley. I then put on my best crinoline, fixed my hair, got down on my knees, and scrubbed the bathtub. I needed to wash away my most recent hair dying experiment.

After my house-wife duties were complete, I curled up with the new squeeze to watch Birth. Such a fantastic, heart-wrentching, I may never/always believe in love/destiny again. I was speechless.

The event was a raging success, and, the oil-man was highly impressed with my face effort.

truly,
the recess bandit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

New squeeze?!?! What ! I am the BFF and I don't know about the new squeeze! is this a person? or is this your new hot water bottle you have been bragging about.
BFFF

Anonymous said...

Whatever!
BFF

recess bandit said...

Jealous much?

recess bandit said...

Uh, don't you mean "whateves"? Gawd, you are such a reject!