i have not slept for days. it sucks it hardcore to be blunt.
the thing is, i have started getting twitchy eyes. two twitches on one eye! geez louise this kid cannot catch a break these days!
the humor of the story:
i usually get caught doing absurd things, like walking around the grocery store with my eyes closed.
today i got carried away.
i accidentally winked at a newsbox today. when i realized i had done this, i stopped on the street and laughed aloud. the whole incident struck me as so funny, i winked at a dozen inanimate objects on the way home. i thought i was the funniest person in the world.
i think it is time for a nap.
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