tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post114153453606431913..comments2023-10-28T21:28:26.367-10:00Comments on true life confessions of a recess bandit.: Settle in, this one's a long one.elegant elliotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14805595692815452560noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1142093846724231182006-03-11T06:17:00.000-10:002006-03-11T06:17:00.000-10:00Yes I am still alive. Check your answering machine...Yes I am still alive. Check your answering machine.elegant elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805595692815452560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1142009480760447612006-03-10T06:51:00.000-10:002006-03-10T06:51:00.000-10:00hey man-are you alive or what?Mhey man-are you alive or what?<BR/>MAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1142002320528398162006-03-10T04:52:00.000-10:002006-03-10T04:52:00.000-10:00Hey Potty Mouth, stay away from my blog.Hey Potty Mouth, stay away from my blog.elegant elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805595692815452560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1141705317647319022006-03-06T18:21:00.000-10:002006-03-06T18:21:00.000-10:00Hey, I'm allowed to explore my hippy side if I wan...Hey, I'm allowed to explore my hippy side if I want to, they just don't like me much cause I'm always getting drunk and starting shit. <BR/><BR/>I have a group of east coast homies that keep me sane, I don't really want to fight nature anyway. Besides, kicking ass is part of my charm!<BR/><BR/>It's best not to give my boss ideas like that. He is truly wack and I would be worried that he would actually do it. And then I would have to wipe up the blood. I guess the day could have been much worse...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1141691469138986152006-03-06T14:31:00.000-10:002006-03-06T14:31:00.000-10:00Uhhh, Tiffany Dawn? I am sure I do not know anyone...Uhhh, Tiffany Dawn? I am sure I do not know anyone as sissy as that! But, if you are the rouch and tumble spit-in-yer-eye-punch-in-the-arm Tif that I knew BEFORE some creepy, space cadet "oh look at me, I live on the West Coast, I dread my hair.." body invasion worm took over your stout body, then you can have everyday in July. <BR/>P.S. A gardening rake? Did he offer to lay 12 of them in long grass and let the thief walk through? Cause that would be fun.elegant elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805595692815452560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1141689101768369132006-03-06T13:51:00.000-10:002006-03-06T13:51:00.000-10:00I am sooooooo there. I might be a little late thou...I am sooooooo there. I might be a little late though. <BR/><BR/>I had one of those days today too. Early in the am my boss threatened to kill a shoplifter with a gardening rake, and it just kept getting better after that. <BR/>I really am going to try and come home this summer so I'm booking my coffee date in advance. How about we say July sometime?<BR/><BR/>love<BR/>tAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19015420.post-1141566987702577052006-03-05T03:56:00.000-10:002006-03-05T03:56:00.000-10:00Dear S Moore, Thank you for your insight. Usually...Dear S Moore,<BR/> Thank you for your insight. Usually, what you are saying is true. In fact, for some creepy reason, it was an obbsesion of mine to clean my old trap on a monthly basis. Unfortuantely, the trap on this sink is jimmy-rigged, so removing it has proven difficult. I will prevail though. I got new lipstick for the occasion and everything. <BR/>truly,<BR/>trb.<BR/>p.s. I have perused your novel, I am gooing back for more.elegant elliotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805595692815452560noreply@blogger.com